Who Told Tim Geithner To Go F*ck Himself?
Was it: A. Hank Paulson (“You think you can do what I do? You can’t do shit!”) B. His realtor (“Good luck selling this hole without me”) C. Phil Goldstein (He’ll tell anyone to fuck off) D. Jamie Dimon...
View ArticleDoes Ben Bernanke Bear A Resemblance To Raj Rajaratnam?
How about Mikhail Gorbachev? Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Ben Bernanke, CNBC finds the one group of people they can feel intellectually superior to,...
View ArticleTesting Jamie Dimon’s Cougar Knowledge
Last night at the Robin Hood Foundation’s annual gala, Jimmy Fallon appeared on stage wearing a cowboy hat, and in a Southern accent, sang an original song entitled “Cougar Huntin’.” Apparently it was...
View ArticleGoldman Sachs Does Not Look Kindly Upon First Year Analysts Who Plan In Advance
Pop-quiz: you’re a first year analyst at Goldman Sachs, with a little more than twelve months left until your two year commitment is over and you are free to take a job elsewhere. Do you A) take part...
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SEC Finds Retail Investors Too Stupid To Invest Without SEC Assistance
This is boring but short so focus for a minute, there will be an easy quiz: So assuming that the value of the assets in your account managed by DEF totaled $450,000, what advisory fee will you be...
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What Kind Of Exclusive Gathering Of Finance Titans Is Right For You?
If your idea of a good time is talking monetary policy with your fellow wonks, you’ll want to go with Jackson Hole. If you love a good circle jerk with a backdrop of the Swiss Alps, Davos is your place...
View Article“Cliff Asness Or Teenage Twitter Rant?”
If you’re killing time at the office, working on Turkey Day, or are looking for a fun interactive game for the family to play Thursday night after dinner, test your knowledge of Asnessisms with this...
View ArticleTesting Jamie Dimon’s Cougar Knowledge
Last night at the Robin Hood Foundation’s annual gala, Jimmy Fallon appeared on stage wearing […]
View ArticleGoldman Sachs Does Not Look Kindly Upon First Year Analysts Who Plan In Advance
Pop-quiz: you're a first year analyst at Goldman Sachs, with a little more than twelve months left until your two year commitment is over and you are free to take a job elsewhere. Do you A) take part...
View ArticleSEC Finds Retail Investors Too Stupid To Invest Without SEC Assistance
This is boring but short so focus for a minute, there will be an easy […]
View ArticleWhat Kind Of Exclusive Gathering Of Finance Titans Is Right For You?
If your idea of a good time is talking monetary policy with your fellow wonks, […]
View Article“Cliff Asness Or Teenage Twitter Rant?”
If you’re killing time at the office, working on Turkey Day, or are looking for […]
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